Pickles and gravy!

So I was skyping Madalyn and for some strange reason that I can't recall, we started coming up with the strangest food combinations we could think of... and here they are

• A Mayonnaise cake
• pickle pumpkin pie
• sardine waffles with honey mustard syrup
• hot sauce m n m cottage cheese cauliflower stew with jelly beans
• gravy filled donut with powdered sugar
• A BLT- broccoli licorice and tic tac sandwich 
• vinegar preserved fruit
• butter soup 
• pepperoni smoothie
• lasagna flavored milk
• chicken noodle soup only with alkaseltzer as the broth
• milk flavored sour candy
• brussel sprouts
• banana toothpaste
• jolly rancher omelet with a cheese sauce
• green apple gravy
• sushi cupcake
• mint flavored hotdog
• mustard milkshake
• olive flavored bubble gum
• ice cream topped with chili
• caramel potato
• chili tart with cream cheese icing
• blue cheese dressing crepe
• sea salt hot pockets
• banana mint snowcone
• heard of ocean spray cranberry juice? how about just ocean spray? as in the spray of the sea placed in bottles? you could even add an infusion of fruit! What say you to Ocean spray with accents of strawberry or even an accent of lemon...or hey, an accent of milk perhaps?
• peanut butter soda
• our version of a salad: oak leaves and grass broiled in alkaseltzer with cubed raw potatoes and arugula with a maple syrup dressing. huh? sounds pretty tasty no?
• and for dessert, chocolate cake smothered in a rich, creamy ranch dressing sauce. mmmm, sounds heavenly
• And why not finish it off with a shot of alkaseltzer, after all, it yields the same wince as a shot of alcoholic beverages! And this shot actually helps with what ails you...pfft...get it? ales? AHAHAHAHHAAH

and there you go...I hope I turned a couple faces green *high fives Madalyn*

she came up with most of these so *bows* thank you mighty sage of all things unappetizing.

oh no...the adults who read my blog are gonna think less of me...I'm sorry. Not all of my posts are like this, I assure you. ;) 

Much love,

Jade