Rated PG for Awesomeness

heh, no this entry isn't literally rated PG...I was just kinda laughing at what stupid things a movie can be rated for...Here are a few that the raters thought merited an unfavorable rating

• adventure o.O
• peril (let me go and face the peril)
• sci-fi action (because sci-fi action is different from your typical action)
• creature violence (great, as if violence wasn't enough! Now we got creatures involved)
• thematic elements (really, what does that even mean?)
• mild peril(just a little peril)
• slime (helpful for those who are Blennophobic(afraid of slime) "Hey Bill, did you go see that movie?" "Naw, did you see the rating? it's got slime in it." "Well! I certainly won't let my Timmy see it then! The nerve of that director! Putting slime in an otherwise decent movie!")
• scary combat (uh oh, now combat's scary lol)
• intense epic battle sequences (at least they admitted it was epic)
• stylized action violence (notice the wording: stylized action violence...)
• quirky situations
• comic mischief
• language ( Bad language is reason enough to rate it but just language? I suppose they prefer silent films ^.^)

yeah...*shakes head* it's sad

I mean no offense to those who rate films! I thank them for previewing movies and helping parents and viewers have some kind of discretion, I just think sometimes they need to word things differently.

~Much love

Jade